soap opera from basement

Friday, June 02, 2006

new sport in serbia



It's a cold rainy day in Belgrade again. June thinks it's November, what will November think?..who knows. And what a lunch i had today, wow : hot dogs, djuvec (some kind of hungarian meal with vegetables), vajkrem (again hungarian product - some juicy stuff you put on bred), mayo, french cheese, tomato salad with onions and a half litre of yogurt.
Five minutes after luch (if I can still call that a lunch), my stomach started to make some weird sounds that i ignored and went to make me some black turkish coffey.
I sat on a couch, got my new psp and started to play Grand Theft. The level was pretty cool, I was on a mission to take money from some local bimboos and hunt down other pimps from that neighbourhood.
Suddenly it started. My stomach became an unforgiving enemy whose only plan was to get me in the WC as soon as possible. The game was so good, I didin't want to interuppt. The coffey was on a kitchener... And than I discovered America : I can go take a shit and play a psp game in the same time if I make that coffey really fast.
And yes, I made it. I was taking a shit while I was playing Grand Theft for more than an hour.
Than a thought came on my mind : " 20 years ago, if someone would have told me something like - you will play games while taking a shit and you'll be 31 years old I would look him in the eyes and said - Yeah right, now go back to watch Falsh Gordon".
Frankly, this was an amazing expirience.
After that I went on a local market to buy some stickers for my world cup 2006 album.
Soon I will be 32. Maybe it's time for me to do something else with my life ? How about Playstation 3 ? :)
Peace.

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